After years of less than mediocre remakes and blurred cinematic reinventions, director of the recently completed Footloose remake, Craig Brewer, has finally taken Hollywood’s reputation a step in the right direction. By combining a series of specific elements, Brewer has ensured that the 80s vibe that made the original Footloose [...]
Many said it wasn’t possible, but the Pokebubble has officially popped. Although Pokemon Cards have been a hot commodity since their release in 1999, financial experts are now beginning to suggest that investing in the cards for the long term isn’t yielding the same projected results as originally thought. Shortly [...]
UCF chemistry student Mike Heisenberg was let down last fall semester when he was informed that he had received the maximum amount of his Stafford Loan. However, unlike most undergraduates, he was not going to let this roadblock impinge upon his quality of living. “I sat down and thought long [...]
A popular television show has come under fire today after last night’s episode revealing numerous sequences of actual plot and characters instead of its usual product placement. One particularly outraged viewer led a single-man protest in front of the Network’s home base. The Fancy interviewed the lone activist, Gerald Hompkins, [...]
The UCF Police Department received an unusual call yesterday about a body lying in the middle of the road behind Parking Garage D. After responding to the scene, further investigation revealed that UCF Undergraduate Accounting Major Mike Delmont, while en route to the Psychology building, suffered a heat stroke after [...]
In an attempt to macerate the few remaining freedoms an Orlando resident possesses, Orange County police arrested student Thomas Hellinger and four others yesterday evening for feeding the small and emaciated feral animals that are condemned to forever scuttle about Lake Eola in search of sustenance. “I was in a [...]
In the largest television event since Two and a Half Men, the highly acclaimed court drama The Casey Anthony Show has been granted a second season by the corporate heads at Fox, ABC, ABC Family, Animal Planet, and UPN. The show was widely celebrated for its cerebral plot, compelling performances, [...]
Jericho, Long Island resident, Sherry Mandelbaum feels that her son Eli is responsible for the terrible storms that tore through Springfield, Massachusetts this morning: “Well of course it’s his fault! He neva calls, he neva writes, and he neva has his motha ova fa dinna!” Reports indicate that the twisters [...]
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