Although the recent plummet in temperatures have been felt county wide, local UCF student and native New Yorker, Anthony “Tony” Bertolli recently confirmed to the public after walking outside in his wife beater and sandals that it’s not even that cold outside. “Talk to me when its twenty degrees outside, [...]
For many, the Thanksgiving holiday is a time to reunite with family and friends, enjoy a bounteous meal, and give thanks for anything and everything in our lives that we may take for granted. Immediately following this day of thankfulness, feasting, and forced, awkward conversations with estranged relatives, is quite [...]
Last night, hundreds of UCF students took to the streets in protest of the recent firing of Forrest Patrick, head coach of UCF’s star curling team. Patrick was terminated for failing to notify the police after being informed by a graduate assistant that former curling coach, Gary Jablonski, was seen [...]
After the recent remakes of several 80’s classics such as Footloose, The Thing, Arthur and remakes of Robocop, Gremlins, Red Dawn, and many more on their way, the heads of the major Hollywood studios have come together and issued a statement to the press: “Fuck it, we’ll do ‘em all.” [...]
Although the UCF community has widely accepted it as an iconic display of school spirit, recent investigations by the World Health Organization have revealed that the staggering number of students claiming to “bleed black and gold” are, in reality, experiencing the first stages of an extremely rare, infectious, and life-threatening [...]
In the field of parapsychology, ectoplasm refers to the white, gel-like substance that is allegedly left on solid objects after contact with ghosts or secreted by physical mediums when channeling the dead. For years skeptics and the science community have casted doubt on the existence of such a substance, having [...]
Thanks to their air-tight security and lengthy, meticulous screening process, the dedicated border security officers of local student apartment complex, The Pegasus Knight’s Pointe-y Edge, successfully prevented almost 6 kilos of cocaine, 50 illegal immigrants, and a band of thieves from being smuggled across the border and into the complex [...]
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