Ecologists undergoing research in Mauritius have uncovered a previously undisturbed community of the long-considered extinct species Raphus cucullatus, more commonly known as the Dodo. “It was truly an awesome experience… like going back in time. Also, might I add, they were quite delicious,” said Peter Jennings, coordinator of the [...]
Republican presidential nominee hopeful, Rick Santorum, is once again under fire for a controversial statement that just may be advocating another war for the United States. “Look, all I’m saying is that an American Children’s Crusade wouldn’t be such a bad idea,” said the former Senator of Pennsylvania. Santorum’s recent, [...]
Vice President of China, Xi Jinping, visited congressional leaders today where the expected future-President offered his advice to political and business leaders on how to improve American-Chinese relations. “Y’all needs to get on your knees and get on this dick now while it’s still fresh,” said Xi. China is believed [...]
First year anthropology major Iguodala Jones has been credited with finding the hidden first floor of UCF’s library Tuesday. The find marks a significant advance in our growing understanding of the Library’s long and mysterious past. In a press conference held in front of the fountain, Jones announced he discovered [...]
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