Archive for March, 2012

  • Gov. Rick Scott Goes Wig Shopping in Anticipation of Convention

    Gov. Rick Scott Goes Wig Shopping in Anticipation of Convention

    Politics March 30, 2012 1:41 am no comments

    It’s that time again. The biggest names in the GOP are gathering for their quadrennial nominating convention in Tampa later this year. Sen. Marco Rubio, the crown prince of the Tea Party, has already experienced a bump in coverage due in part to the location of the convention this year. [...]

     
  • Violent Youth Trying to be a Gangsta Wanna Subdued

    Violent Youth Trying to be a Gangsta Wanna Subdued

    Media March 29, 2012 4:54 am no comments

    Orlando resident, Rodney Dylan, narrowly avoided death earlier today during a confrontation with a dangerous youth spotted in his suburban neighborhood. “I was standing watch on my front porch as I so often do, makin’ sure the Muslim family across the street isn’t doin’ anything terroristy, when all of a [...]

     
  • Anthony King announces bid for Mayor of Tent City

    Anthony King announces bid for Mayor of Tent City

    Wag the UCF March 28, 2012 10:32 pm no comments

      Fresh off a defeat in the race for President of SGA, Senator Anthony King announced his candidacy in the concession speech to President-Elect Cortez Whatley earlier this afternoon. Sen. King addressed his supporters in front of the Student Union shortly after polls closed at 5:30 p.m. “You win some, you [...]

     
  • EA Games Sues King/Katz for use of “Challenge Everything”™

    EA Games Sues King/Katz for use of “Challenge Everything”™

    Wag the UCF March 28, 2012 12:37 am no comments

    The already contentious race for President of the UCF Student Government Association has just become a whole lot messier. Electronic Arts, Inc., the maker of the wildly popular Mass Effect and Battlefield series, accused the King/Katz campaign last Wednesday of improper usage of the trademarked phrase “Challenge Everything”™ in their [...]

     
  • Obama Re-Election Campaign Hires Sterling-Cooper-Draper-Pryce

    Obama Re-Election Campaign Hires Sterling-Cooper-Draper-Pryce

    Politics March 23, 2012 4:43 am no comments

    The Obama camp has taken a major step in intensifying the race for the White House by signing a deal with the Madison Ave advertising firm Sterling-Cooper-Draper-Pryce as a consultant to his 2012 re-election campaign. This is a bold but necessary move as the Republican field begins building their networks [...]