Some dubstep DJs are satisfied with a mere two octave drop. Some dubstep DJs aren’t Skrillex. Last Thursday, in preparation for the Electric Daisy Carnival in Orlando, renowned dubstep disc jockey Skrillex, of “From First to Last” fame, traveled to the deepest point on Earth. “Yeah, the Mariana Trench is [...]
“I got H1N2 as soon as it leaked. It wasn’t as good as the first one.” It’s the hottest new infatuation among the avant-garde. Disease, long rejected as undesirable, meddlesome, and even dangerous to the affairs of humanity, has lately been picked up by a large number of UCF’s counter-culture [...]
Rather than the dialogue, story, and performance driven prequels (‘Tokyo Drift’, and ‘Fast and Furious’), Director Justin Lin has surprisingly decided to focus his latest directorial effort on just how fast cars can get, and how hot women can be. “In this one, cars will flip, swim, yell, burp and [...]
You may not be a witness to this sort of scene every day: large speakers blaring tribalistic thumping, a bazaar of plastic tent enclosures, a small group or two sitting in a circle laughing and texting on a well-manicured lawn, a massive plastic erection filled with air. It brings the [...]
Wiz Khalifa rocked the UCF Arena tonight with his hit single, “Black and Yellow,” which speaks for spreading awareness of the declining number of our little yellow friends and pollinators to all the flowers, the honey bees. In late 2006, scientists reported a drastic rise in the disappearance of Western [...]
The University of Central Florida was ranked 9th in some dumb list of top 10 party schools in the whatever. UCF was probably the only school in Florida to make fools of themselves to the degree that the nation would notice. Miami and Rollins were totally jealous. The retarded website [...]
On Monday, a handful of graduate students unveiled the long anticipated and well publicized 10th annual Bachelors in Fine Arts Exhibition entitled “I Don’t Get It.” Professors and students have since flocked from all possible fields and majors to bewilder themselves with strange objects that are geared to make absolutely no sense. “It’s great [...]
They’ve been recognized as one of the most influential pop sensations of the 20th century. Rarely will you find a household that has not been exposed to international icon and band’s spearhead, Adolf. They may have seen larger venues in the past, but last night Der Führer decided to grace [...]
It takes quite a bit of dedication to live up to your dad if he’s only the greatest basketball player on Earth. Marcus Jordan may soon be comfortably filling the gargantuan shoes his father lay out before him years ago by continuing the long-thought-dead Space Jam franchise. The film, which [...]
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