UCF continues to remain silent when approached with any question inquiring as to why a Classroom Building 1 exists, but not a Classroom Building 2. What exactly are they trying so hard to hide? Although UCF may not realize it, we’re smart enough to notice when there’s a larger cover-up in [...]
In a bizarre lack of development, veteran crazy janitor Al ‘Sweep’ Jackson has gone thirty years at UCF without exposing himself once. “It just doesn’t seem right. Like, during my second week at UCF I was lost really late at night, so I stopped and sat down on a bench [...]
Senate member and Master of the Horse, Mark Antony, is running around warning of a conspiracy against Kilbride that is to take place in The Theatre of Pompey on the Ides of March. “Cicero hath told me the Gods will strike!” he wails, as he prances through the colonnades of [...]
Old documents are surfacing that appear to detail an array of glory holes that used to overwhelm the UCF Library bathrooms. For those unaware, a glory hole is exactly what it sounds like: a hole cut out of a bathroom stall wall meant to encourage off-the-cuff sexual encounters. Gay encounters. [...]
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