Post Tagged with: "disaster"

  • BREAKING: Conversation Strikes Campus Shuttle

    BREAKING: Conversation Strikes Campus Shuttle

    UCF Unleashed April 19, 2011 2:16 am no comments

    The Fancy News Center was flooded today with reports that around 2:46 p.m., a campus shuttle was suddenly struck by two strangers engaging in friendly conversation. Initially reported as two friends who might know each other, the Fancy has now verified that they were indeed just strangers. Whether or not [...]

     
  • Students Thankful for Lack of Annoying Japan Relief Solicitors

    Students Thankful for Lack of Annoying Japan Relief Solicitors

    UCF Unleashed March 28, 2011 11:10 pm no comments

    On March 11, Japan suffered what most geologists are poetically calling “the strongest earthquake in recorded history.” It was a mere 9.0 on the Richter scale. The small, attention deprived island nation promptly used the “natural catastrophe” as an excuse to self detonate all 17 of their nuclear power plants. [...]