The Fancy News Center was flooded today with reports that around 2:46 p.m., a campus shuttle was suddenly struck by two strangers engaging in friendly conversation. Initially reported as two friends who might know each other, the Fancy has now verified that they were indeed just strangers. Whether or not [...]
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On March 11, Japan suffered what most geologists are poetically calling “the strongest earthquake in recorded history.” It was a mere 9.0 on the Richter scale. The small, attention deprived island nation promptly used the “natural catastrophe” as an excuse to self detonate all 17 of their nuclear power plants. [...]