Sup bro? I saw you at Knight Library last night. You were the guy standin in the corner all night pretendin to text. You pounded back brews like it was 2-for-1 drink night (OH SHIT IT WAS). You tried to breakdance when the DJ spun Ja Rule’s “Get Da Money,” [...]
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Last Thursday, police responded to reports of nonviolence at the popular college bar Knight Library. Lazy Moon proprietor Ben Roth phoned UCF police after noticing a lack of broken glass, unbridled machismo, and crying girls in the plaza’s parking lot. Police interviewed several suspects, but made no arrests. Warnings were [...]