Republican presidential nominee hopeful, Rick Santorum, is once again under fire for a controversial statement that just may be advocating another war for the United States. “Look, all I’m saying is that an American Children’s Crusade wouldn’t be such a bad idea,” said the former Senator of Pennsylvania. Santorum’s recent, [...]
Biological reproduction has long been a mystery among biologists and pastors alike. But thanks to the geniuses over at Lake Nona, the dark veil may have finally been lifted. Human beings, long thought to be asexual mammals–where the female buds an offspring out of her vagina, and the male serves [...]
Sup bro? I saw you at Knight Library last night. You were the guy standin in the corner all night pretendin to text. You pounded back brews like it was 2-for-1 drink night (OH SHIT IT WAS). You tried to breakdance when the DJ spun Ja Rule’s “Get Da Money,” [...]
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