In the aftermath of SGA President Killbride’s attempt at dissolving the senate, UCF will be welcoming back the chivalry of feudalism. A bold new budget laid out by the senate will see to the training, equipping and knighting of a new senatorial elite guard, the UCF Knights. The office of [...]
The above video clip, which is inauspiciously making its way around the internet, shows Presidential candidate Nicholas Gurney discussing what could be one of the biggest scandals in SGA history with none other than his running mate, Fernando Gonzalez-Portillo. This shocking footage may link Gurney to the recent break-in at [...]
“$17… Million… Dollars…,” spelled out the lavish slogan of the Gurney/Gonzales 2011 SGA presidential campaign. It had seemed as though the presidency was in the bag: they had the girls, the policies, the best pizza, and over thirty campaigner bros without shirts on preaching their radical message of diversifying pretty [...]
In the midst of the March 17th Senate meeting, UCF student body president Michael Kilbride was observed stomping out of the Student Union muttering to himself, “stupid Senators… I hate those stupid… stupid mean SENATORS SO MEAN!” Senator Jason Bryant agreed to an interview with the Fancy upon exiting the [...]
In a recent poll developed by the Central Florida Fancy, students indicated that Late Knights, the student run organization that provides a safe alternative to seductively serpentine Friday-night ragers, has been throwing events that blatantly disregard the bedtimes of its target audience. The poll was distributed to 10,000 students who [...]
In conjunction with Knightnews, the Central Florida Fancy attempted during the Tuesday, March 15th senate meeting to gain information about Kilbride’s alleged involvement in the 9/11 terrorist attacks. “I would rather not push this issue any further,” screeched Kilbride as he sliced his way through a horde of dedicated investigative [...]
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